I eat babies, and smell like burnt rubber
and the soles of shoes
Emma basically owns my life.
I should worship every step she takes because she is horribly precious.
I would put her shit in an archive if I could.
but I won't.
because that is horribly creep-tastic.
I enjoy fishing.
and eating snails.
my pass-times include grave digging, and truffle hunting.
I like to sing for the opera, and I play the picollo for the detroit symphony orchestra.
I enjoy the occasional swim with dolphins, and dalton, though he and I have only met sparatically between long scuba diving trips off the arctic tundra.
Some times we hunt for gold, but usually, we just look for kelsey.
she hides under the muddiest rocks in the merkiest water, usually only half-clothed do to her possesion by the ghost of christmas past.
Generally we burn her at the stake, and eat her for dinner,
but last time we covered her in peanut butter and left her for the birds,
it is much more messy,
but we may try this tactic again.
I also love the band fall out boy,
Max F. Ewalt